The best jokes and humour about alcoholics, alcohol joke, drinking, drunk,
-Alcoholic father
A son asks his father:
- Dad ! What is an alcoholic?
- Well, an alcoholic is someone who sees things in duplicate. You see for example these 4 trees there? The alcoholic will see him 8.
- But dad there are only 2 trees!
-69 reasons to prefer beer to a woman ...
01- A cold beer is a good beer
02- We always manage to lather a beer
03- A beer is always ready and wet
04- A beer never has migraine
05- You can consume 2 beers at the same time without complications
06- A beer is never jealous of another
07- We do not need to tell sweet words to a beer to relieve themselves
08- A beer, it is ordered
09- In the evening, you can always hit a beer
10- A beer does not speak
11- A beer remains consumable 28 days out of 28
12- When you finish a beer, you can recover the deposit
13- When we do not finish her, she does not make the mouth
14- Beer only gives SOMETIMES headache
15- We can stay active after a good beer
16- Even Belgian beer is not stupid
17- A beer is non-violent
18- A beer is never complexed
19- We always see easily inside a beer
20- A beer never leaves hair in the mouth
21- A lager is never wrong
22- A beer is always willing
23- A beer does not wear tights
24- A beer is sometimes light
25- A red beer does not stink in summer
26- No language problem with foreign beers
27- With a beer, no stepmother
28- Even drunk one chooses his beer
29- We do not have to bring his beer back to the restaurant, there is already
30- It is not likely to catch diseases by typing a beer
31- A beer never forgets the pill
32- A beer is never bad hair
33- A beer never asks for new packaging
34- Beers and friends get along well
35- Beer does not pretend to be smart
36- We are never ashamed to be seen with a beer
37- A beer does not have a big brother
38- You can take a beer in public on the table
39- Two fingers are enough for a pack of six
40- A beer does not spend time on the phone
41- A beer never bites you anywhere
42- Any beer can pose in a magazine
43- A beer will never make you wear horns
44- You can uncap a beer without staining the sheets
45- At 95, you can always hit a beer
46- Putting a rabbit to a beer is not dangerous
47- You can hit a very good beer for less than 50 balls
48- A beer is always under 25 years old
49- A beer lends itself to all fantasies
50- Beer does not paint to try to be attractive
51- We do not need to turn off the light to consume a beer
52- A beer does not stop you from sleeping
53- A beer is not allergic to football
54- A beer does not run the Jacky in BM
55- A beer never takes all the covers
56- A beer never takes breakfast in bed
57- A beer always tastes
58- A beer never asks for small supplements
59- A beer is always welcome
60- Beers are not all the same
61- You can share a beer with friends
63- A beer does not snore
64- Even for his burial we are entitled to a last beer
65- A beer does not want strawberries when it's full
66- If a beer takes your head, it's never for very long
67- A beer does not come back expensive
68- A beer does not create a problem
69- Finally, a beer will not make a head reading this
- Alzheimer or Parkinson
A guy asks his friend:
- Do you prefer to have Alzheimer's or Parkinson's disease?
His friend answers him:
- I do not know, what do you prefer?
And he said to him,
- I prefer Parkinson, because it is better to spill a drop of beer than to forget to drink it
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Joke about alcoholics, alcoholics jokes, drinking jokes, bar jokes
1- Last night, I was so drunk that when I crossed the dance floor to go to the bathroom, I won the dance competition.
2 - You, you were well drunk last night!
-Seriously?!
-Ah yes! I remember well the moment when you went in front of the mirror of the bar and that you said: "So you, I already saw you somewhere!"
3 - Whoever drinks becomes drunk.
Who becomes drunk falls asleep.
Who falls asleep does not sin.
Who does not sin goes to Paradise.
Morality: Let's drink!
2 - You, you were well drunk last night!
-Seriously?!
-Ah yes! I remember well the moment when you went in front of the mirror of the bar and that you said: "So you, I already saw you somewhere!"
3 - Whoever drinks becomes drunk.
Who becomes drunk falls asleep.
Who falls asleep does not sin.
Who does not sin goes to Paradise.
Morality: Let's drink!
17 reasons why alcohol should be used at work
17 reasons why alcohol should be used at work
1. This is a good reason to come to work.
2. This leads to more honest communications.
3. This reduces complaints about bad pay.
4. Employees now tell bosses what they think and not what the boss wants to hear.
5. Encourages cagnotes and participation.
6. Increase job satisfaction because even if you have a bad job, you do not care!
7. Eliminate vacations as people prefer to come to work.
8. This gives a better look to our workmates.
9. The food in the cafeteria tastes better.
10. Bosses are more inclined to give pay raises when they are on the brush.
11. Salary negotiations are more profitable.
12. Employees work later as they no longer need to relax at the bar.
13. That gives! opening to people with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for some employees to be drunk on lunch time.
15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
16. Employees no longer need coffee to become sober again.
17. Sitting her naked ass on the photocopier is no longer perceived as something disgusting.
1. This is a good reason to come to work.
2. This leads to more honest communications.
3. This reduces complaints about bad pay.
4. Employees now tell bosses what they think and not what the boss wants to hear.
5. Encourages cagnotes and participation.
6. Increase job satisfaction because even if you have a bad job, you do not care!
7. Eliminate vacations as people prefer to come to work.
8. This gives a better look to our workmates.
9. The food in the cafeteria tastes better.
10. Bosses are more inclined to give pay raises when they are on the brush.
11. Salary negotiations are more profitable.
12. Employees work later as they no longer need to relax at the bar.
13. That gives! opening to people with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for some employees to be drunk on lunch time.
15. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
16. Employees no longer need coffee to become sober again.
17. Sitting her naked ass on the photocopier is no longer perceived as something disgusting.
MUST READ JOKE Four guys are telling stories in a bar.
Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One of the guys is out to go to the bathroom. The other three continue to speak.
The first says:
- I was afraid that my son was a bum, because he started washing cars for a local dealer. But the dealer got sick, they named my son salesman and he sold so many cars that he became the dealer. In fact, it's a great success, right? And he just gave his best friend a Mercedes for his birthday.
The second who says:
- I was making hair for my son, because he started raking leaves in gardens for a real estate agent. But the agent had to interrupt his career, my son became a commissioned salesman, and finally he bought the real estate agency. It's working so well that he just gave a new house to his best friend for his birthday.
The third type says:
- Yes, yes it's not bad. But my son started by washing the floors in a brokerage company. Well he took a leave, he became a broker, and now he's the boss of the brokerage. He is so rich that he has just offered his best friend $ 1 million in shares for his birthday.
The fourth guy comes back from the toilet. The first three tell him that they were talking about their respective sons, and their great successes in life.
- Unfortunately, I must admit that my son is one of the great disappointments of my life. He started as a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after fifteen years. In addition, I just discovered that he is homosexual and that he has several boyfriends. But hey, I try to see the good side of things: his boyfriends have just offered him a new Mercedes, a new house and $ 1 million in shares for his birthday ...
The first says:
- I was afraid that my son was a bum, because he started washing cars for a local dealer. But the dealer got sick, they named my son salesman and he sold so many cars that he became the dealer. In fact, it's a great success, right? And he just gave his best friend a Mercedes for his birthday.
The second who says:
- I was making hair for my son, because he started raking leaves in gardens for a real estate agent. But the agent had to interrupt his career, my son became a commissioned salesman, and finally he bought the real estate agency. It's working so well that he just gave a new house to his best friend for his birthday.
The third type says:
- Yes, yes it's not bad. But my son started by washing the floors in a brokerage company. Well he took a leave, he became a broker, and now he's the boss of the brokerage. He is so rich that he has just offered his best friend $ 1 million in shares for his birthday.
The fourth guy comes back from the toilet. The first three tell him that they were talking about their respective sons, and their great successes in life.
- Unfortunately, I must admit that my son is one of the great disappointments of my life. He started as a hairdresser and is still a hairdresser after fifteen years. In addition, I just discovered that he is homosexual and that he has several boyfriends. But hey, I try to see the good side of things: his boyfriends have just offered him a new Mercedes, a new house and $ 1 million in shares for his birthday ...
What is the difference between a zebra and a bartender?
What is the difference between a zebra and a bartender? The zebra has bars around his asshole while the bartender has assholes around his bar.
MUST READ JOKE : It is a pirate who enters a bar with his parrot on his shoulder
It is a pirate who enters a bar with his parrot on his shoulder, he asks the bartender:
- "a cognac please!" then he looks at his coconut and says:
- "and you coconut what are you drinking?"
The parrot answers:
- "a Coke".
The pirate and the parrot are served.
At the 2nd tour, the pirate asks for a cognac and then asks his parrot:
- "And you Coco what are you drinking?"
The parrot answers:
- "a Coke".
Then the pirate gets angry and tells his parrot that if on the next tour he does not drink alcohol he will nail it to the wall.
The 3rd turned the pirate woods a cognac and asks his parrot:
- "So Coco what are you drinking"
The parrot answers him:
- "A Coke"
The pirate gets up from his stool, and nails the parrot to the wall as agreed.
The parrot then turns his head to the left and once a pretty cross of Jesus.
With a very sad expression he said to him:
- "Oooh ... you too wanted coke.. ?????"
- "a cognac please!" then he looks at his coconut and says:
- "and you coconut what are you drinking?"
The parrot answers:
- "a Coke".
The pirate and the parrot are served.
At the 2nd tour, the pirate asks for a cognac and then asks his parrot:
- "And you Coco what are you drinking?"
The parrot answers:
- "a Coke".
Then the pirate gets angry and tells his parrot that if on the next tour he does not drink alcohol he will nail it to the wall.
The 3rd turned the pirate woods a cognac and asks his parrot:
- "So Coco what are you drinking"
The parrot answers him:
- "A Coke"
The pirate gets up from his stool, and nails the parrot to the wall as agreed.
The parrot then turns his head to the left and once a pretty cross of Jesus.
With a very sad expression he said to him:
- "Oooh ... you too wanted coke.. ?????"
MUST READ JOKE ; A Canadian, a Frenchman and an American
A Canadian, a Frenchman and an American happily toast in a bar.
The French orders a bottle of champagne and pours the precious liquid into cups. As soon as he has drunk his drink, he takes out a revolver and shoots it into the bottle. He then launches:
- In France, we have so much champagne that we do not need to drink twice in the same bottle!
The American then claims a bottle of Napa Valley wine in California, which he shares with his classmates. He drinks his glass, takes out a revolver, and pulls the bottle. He said with a smile:
- At home too, we have so much wine that we do not need to drink twice in the same bottle!
The Canadian then offers a beer tour, pulls out a revolver and fires the American at close range, saying:
- At home, we have so many Americans that we do not need to drink twice with the same!
The French orders a bottle of champagne and pours the precious liquid into cups. As soon as he has drunk his drink, he takes out a revolver and shoots it into the bottle. He then launches:
- In France, we have so much champagne that we do not need to drink twice in the same bottle!
The American then claims a bottle of Napa Valley wine in California, which he shares with his classmates. He drinks his glass, takes out a revolver, and pulls the bottle. He said with a smile:
- At home too, we have so much wine that we do not need to drink twice in the same bottle!
The Canadian then offers a beer tour, pulls out a revolver and fires the American at close range, saying:
- At home, we have so many Americans that we do not need to drink twice with the same!
Alcohol symptoms - MUST READ
Some symptoms due to alcohol ...
Symptom 1: Disturbed View
Cause: You look through an empty glass
Solution: Request another tour
Symptom 2: The ground is moving under your feet
Cause: Two bouncers get you out of the bar
Solution: Ask them at least where they take you
Symptom 3: Multiple reflections of faces staring at you in the water
Cause: You're kneeling in the toilet trying to throw up
Solution: Put your finger in your throat
Symptom 4: The people around you are talking with a funny voice
Cause: You have glass in your ear
Solution: Stop doing the moron
Symptom 5: The walls of the disco move, people are all dressed in white and the music is pretty repetitive
Cause: You're in an ambulance
Solution: Do not move, probable ethyl coma.
Symptom 6: Your father looks very weird and your brothers look at you in astonishment
Cause: You cannot find your house
Solution: Ask them nicely if they can tell you where yours is
Symptom 7: The huge projector of the disco blinds you
Cause: You're lying in the street and it's already sunny
Solution: Coffee and aspirin
Symptom 1: Disturbed View
Cause: You look through an empty glass
Solution: Request another tour
Symptom 2: The ground is moving under your feet
Cause: Two bouncers get you out of the bar
Solution: Ask them at least where they take you
Symptom 3: Multiple reflections of faces staring at you in the water
Cause: You're kneeling in the toilet trying to throw up
Solution: Put your finger in your throat
Symptom 4: The people around you are talking with a funny voice
Cause: You have glass in your ear
Solution: Stop doing the moron
Symptom 5: The walls of the disco move, people are all dressed in white and the music is pretty repetitive
Cause: You're in an ambulance
Solution: Do not move, probable ethyl coma.
Symptom 6: Your father looks very weird and your brothers look at you in astonishment
Cause: You cannot find your house
Solution: Ask them nicely if they can tell you where yours is
Symptom 7: The huge projector of the disco blinds you
Cause: You're lying in the street and it's already sunny
Solution: Coffee and aspirin
Funny, Funny, Funny ; The Secret
A man enters a bar and wants to order a drink. The bartender tells him:
- It's a gay bar here!
The man answers him:
- It does not matter to me, I only want a drink.
- So, if you want to stay here, you have to give a name to your penis.
- What do you mean?
- Look at the kid in the corner, it's Maxwell House, good to the last drop. The big opposite is Colonnel Sanders, good at licking his fingers. The other a little further is Salada, it is he who has the biggest pocket and finally, the other right next is called Nabob, it is he who has the most sought after seed in the city. ..
- So me, it will be Secret ... strong enough for a man but designed for the woman.
- It's a gay bar here!
The man answers him:
- It does not matter to me, I only want a drink.
- So, if you want to stay here, you have to give a name to your penis.
- What do you mean?
- Look at the kid in the corner, it's Maxwell House, good to the last drop. The big opposite is Colonnel Sanders, good at licking his fingers. The other a little further is Salada, it is he who has the biggest pocket and finally, the other right next is called Nabob, it is he who has the most sought after seed in the city. ..
- So me, it will be Secret ... strong enough for a man but designed for the woman.
Super Funny : Nobody likes women?
A man has been drunk for more than two hours in a bar crying. The compassionate boss asks him:
- It's not right?
- No I come out of a family meal and one after another my brother, my father and my son got up and told me each in turn that they were homosexual. You realize ? My brother with whom I shared everything, my father who educated me and my son, the flesh of my flesh ...
- "Well, then," said the bartender, "no one likes women in your family?"
- Well if ...... my wife!
- It's not right?
- No I come out of a family meal and one after another my brother, my father and my son got up and told me each in turn that they were homosexual. You realize ? My brother with whom I shared everything, my father who educated me and my son, the flesh of my flesh ...
- "Well, then," said the bartender, "no one likes women in your family?"
- Well if ...... my wife!
A girl in a bar complains that she does not have enough....
A girl in a bar complains that she does not have enough breasts.
a drunk guy goes to see her and says:
- I have a good thing for your breasts. Take toilet paper and then rub between the two breasts every day.
They will eventually grow.
The girl finds this idea ridiculous and says to the guy:
- Frankly, take me for a idoit! How can toilet paper make my breasts bigger?
The guy answers:
- It worked well with your ass!
a drunk guy goes to see her and says:
- I have a good thing for your breasts. Take toilet paper and then rub between the two breasts every day.
They will eventually grow.
The girl finds this idea ridiculous and says to the guy:
- Frankly, take me for a idoit! How can toilet paper make my breasts bigger?
The guy answers:
- It worked well with your ass!
A man comes home drunk. Arrived in front of his house
Back to home
A man comes home drunk. Arrived in front of his house, he vomits.
When he returned, his wife said to him:
- Are you still drunk, is that it?
- No !
- And in addition you vomited!
- No, it's not me, it's a friend!
- Go, give me your clothes!
The man sits in the chair. His wife comes back and says:
- It's a real bastard your friend!
- Why ?
- He even shit in your pants!
A man comes home drunk. Arrived in front of his house, he vomits.
When he returned, his wife said to him:
- Are you still drunk, is that it?
- No !
- And in addition you vomited!
- No, it's not me, it's a friend!
- Go, give me your clothes!
The man sits in the chair. His wife comes back and says:
- It's a real bastard your friend!
- Why ?
- He even shit in your pants!
Once upon a time, a woman enters a bar. She orders a beer and will sit at a table
Once upon a time, a woman enters a bar. She orders a beer and will sit at a table. In front of her, there is a man who does not stop putting his watch on his ear. When she comes to leave, she goes to see the man and says to him:
- What's your watch, sir?
The man answers him:
- She talks to me!
- How's she talking to you, said the woman?
- You do not believe me ma'am, said the man, look, I'll prove it to you.
The man approaches his watch to his ear and says to the woman:
- You're 37 years old madam.
"A stroke of luck," she said.
The man approaches his watch again and says to the woman:
- You are single.
"It's still lucky," said the lady.
The man approaches his watch to his ear and says to the woman:
- You, at the moment, do not wear underwear.
- Ha! Ha! You are wrong ! said the young woman.
Suddenly the man gives a tap to his watch and exclaims:
- I'm sorry the watch is running fast!
- What's your watch, sir?
The man answers him:
- She talks to me!
- How's she talking to you, said the woman?
- You do not believe me ma'am, said the man, look, I'll prove it to you.
The man approaches his watch to his ear and says to the woman:
- You're 37 years old madam.
"A stroke of luck," she said.
The man approaches his watch again and says to the woman:
- You are single.
"It's still lucky," said the lady.
The man approaches his watch to his ear and says to the woman:
- You, at the moment, do not wear underwear.
- Ha! Ha! You are wrong ! said the young woman.
Suddenly the man gives a tap to his watch and exclaims:
- I'm sorry the watch is running fast!
Joe arrives at the bar and when the bartender asks him:
Joe arrives at the bar and when the bartender asks him:
- What are you drinking ?
He answers :
- When Joe drinks everyone drinks!
The bartender is amazed at his generosity, and serves drink to everyone. Half an hour later Joe finished his drink and said:
- When Joe drinks everyone drinks!
The bartender says to himself:
- Really generous! He gives a second one.
He serves it.
Several tours are happening.
The bartender arrives near Joe and says to him:
It should think to pay because there you are more than 100 euros.
And Joe answers:
- When Joe pays, everyone pays!
- What are you drinking ?
He answers :
- When Joe drinks everyone drinks!
The bartender is amazed at his generosity, and serves drink to everyone. Half an hour later Joe finished his drink and said:
- When Joe drinks everyone drinks!
The bartender says to himself:
- Really generous! He gives a second one.
He serves it.
Several tours are happening.
The bartender arrives near Joe and says to him:
It should think to pay because there you are more than 100 euros.
And Joe answers:
- When Joe pays, everyone pays!
Funny Drink Joke - the payback
A girl and her boyfriend go to a club. When it's time for the girl to order a tour, she tells him that she had heard about a brand new wonderful cocktail and that she MUST try it.
She orders for herself her usual beer and for her boyfriend she orders two glasses, the first contains a measure of BAILEY cream, and the second contains a measure of lemon juice.
She gives him the following instructions:
- Ok, you have to drink the BAILEY and keep it in your mouth and after you drink the lemon juice and you try to keep it all as long as possible in your mouth.
His boyfriend seems dubious, but he decides to try.
First the BAILEY: a pleasant impression of warmth, softness, creamy texture and a good impression on the palate.
Then the lemon juice:
After 0.1 seconds: the cream of BAILEY quail
After 0.3 seconds: the figure of the boy turns to the color of the lemon juice
After 0.6 seconds: the boy hesitates between vomiting or swallowing the solution, he decides to swallow.
After 1.5 seconds: the girl gently whispered in her ear:
- It's called "the revenge of the blowjob!"
She orders for herself her usual beer and for her boyfriend she orders two glasses, the first contains a measure of BAILEY cream, and the second contains a measure of lemon juice.
She gives him the following instructions:
- Ok, you have to drink the BAILEY and keep it in your mouth and after you drink the lemon juice and you try to keep it all as long as possible in your mouth.
His boyfriend seems dubious, but he decides to try.
First the BAILEY: a pleasant impression of warmth, softness, creamy texture and a good impression on the palate.
Then the lemon juice:
After 0.1 seconds: the cream of BAILEY quail
After 0.3 seconds: the figure of the boy turns to the color of the lemon juice
After 0.6 seconds: the boy hesitates between vomiting or swallowing the solution, he decides to swallow.
After 1.5 seconds: the girl gently whispered in her ear:
- It's called "the revenge of the blowjob!"
The picture of my wife
The picture of my wife
A guy goes to a bar and orders a beer. He drinks it at once, looks in his pocket and orders another. He drinks it and looks in his pocket, after doing this several times, the server asks him:
- Why after every beer you look in your pocket?
The guy answers him:
- In my pocket there is a picture of my wife, when I find her beautiful I would go home.
A guy goes to a bar and orders a beer. He drinks it at once, looks in his pocket and orders another. He drinks it and looks in his pocket, after doing this several times, the server asks him:
- Why after every beer you look in your pocket?
The guy answers him:
- In my pocket there is a picture of my wife, when I find her beautiful I would go home.
Closing time at the bar
A man completely drunk is kicked out of a bar at the closing, he staggers to the parking lot and stops in front of the first car, feels the roof for 30 seconds, says "don, this one ba" He struggles hard to the next, feels the roof for 30 seconds and says "don, this one".
He walks towards the third car and there, the bartender who has been watching him for a moment asks him:
- How do you recognise your car just by touching the roof?
The drunkard answers him
- It's easy, my wife, she has a blue beacon on the roof.
Funny Joke - Police Stop
A man in a car with his wife is arrested by the police. The agent :
- Hello sir. You drove at 135 km / h in an area at 100 km / h.
- No, sir, the agent. I was driving at 105 km / h.
Wife :
"Come on, Gaston, you were at least 135, if not more.
The man throws an unpleasant look at his wife ... The agent:
- I will also give you a PV plus a 48 hour delay for your back light which is burned.
- Burnt light? Shit, I did not know that I had a light of burn ... otherwise I would have already changed, you think well!
Wife :
- Let's see Gaston, it's been weeks since you know it and you do not get it fixed.
The man is very angry and looks at his wife by beckoning him to shut up.The agent:
- I will also have to give you a ticket because you do not wear your seatbelt.
"But I was wearing it, sir, the agent. I untied it after you stopped me while you were walking towards the car.
Wife :
-Have Gaston, you never wear your belt !!!
The man is furious. He turns to his wife and shouts:
- WANT TO CLOSE YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH !!!!!
The officer looks in and asks the woman:
- Does your husband always talk to you like that?
- No, sir agent ... only when he drunk.
- Hello sir. You drove at 135 km / h in an area at 100 km / h.
- No, sir, the agent. I was driving at 105 km / h.
Wife :
"Come on, Gaston, you were at least 135, if not more.
The man throws an unpleasant look at his wife ... The agent:
- I will also give you a PV plus a 48 hour delay for your back light which is burned.
- Burnt light? Shit, I did not know that I had a light of burn ... otherwise I would have already changed, you think well!
Wife :
- Let's see Gaston, it's been weeks since you know it and you do not get it fixed.
The man is very angry and looks at his wife by beckoning him to shut up.The agent:
- I will also have to give you a ticket because you do not wear your seatbelt.
"But I was wearing it, sir, the agent. I untied it after you stopped me while you were walking towards the car.
Wife :
-Have Gaston, you never wear your belt !!!
The man is furious. He turns to his wife and shouts:
- WANT TO CLOSE YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH !!!!!
The officer looks in and asks the woman:
- Does your husband always talk to you like that?
- No, sir agent ... only when he drunk.
Great Drink Joke to tell: drink alcohol secretly
Little Sylvain has just been caught by his dad drinking alcohol secretly.
Dad decided to give him a lesson in morality.
Dad brings Sylvain into the garden.
He takes a glass of whiskey and a glass of water.
He takes an earthworm and drops it in alcohol.
Then he takes another worm and drops it in the water.
The earthworm in the water stays alive while that of the whiskey twists itself for a few moments and dies.
At the end of the experiment, the dad asks:
- So Sylvain, what lesson do you draw from what I just showed you?
And Sylvain responds to him:
- Uh, it shows that when you drink alcohol, you do not risk to get worms ...
Dad decided to give him a lesson in morality.
Dad brings Sylvain into the garden.
He takes a glass of whiskey and a glass of water.
He takes an earthworm and drops it in alcohol.
Then he takes another worm and drops it in the water.
The earthworm in the water stays alive while that of the whiskey twists itself for a few moments and dies.
At the end of the experiment, the dad asks:
- So Sylvain, what lesson do you draw from what I just showed you?
And Sylvain responds to him:
- Uh, it shows that when you drink alcohol, you do not risk to get worms ...
At the top of the Empire State Building
At the top of the Empire State Building
It's two men sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One, slightly drunk, turns to the other and says to him:
- You know, I discovered last week, that when you jump from the top of this building, arrived at the tenth floor, the wind is so strong that it takes you around the building and you gently enter through a window.
The bartender, hearing the conversation, nods, pouting.
The second consumer says:
- It's impossible !
The first client tells him that he will prove what he says. He opens the window, jumps and on the tenth floor, carried away by the wind, he goes around the building, slows down, enters through an open window and goes back to the bar. His neighbor does not believe his eyes, but says it must be a coincidence that it worked. The other reopens the window and starts again. The same thing happens again.
So the second consumer decides to try, convinced. He passes the tenth floor, ninth, eighth ...... and crashes on the sidewalk ....
Then the bartender turns to the first consumer and tells him:
- You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman!
It's two men sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One, slightly drunk, turns to the other and says to him:
- You know, I discovered last week, that when you jump from the top of this building, arrived at the tenth floor, the wind is so strong that it takes you around the building and you gently enter through a window.
The bartender, hearing the conversation, nods, pouting.
The second consumer says:
- It's impossible !
The first client tells him that he will prove what he says. He opens the window, jumps and on the tenth floor, carried away by the wind, he goes around the building, slows down, enters through an open window and goes back to the bar. His neighbor does not believe his eyes, but says it must be a coincidence that it worked. The other reopens the window and starts again. The same thing happens again.
So the second consumer decides to try, convinced. He passes the tenth floor, ninth, eighth ...... and crashes on the sidewalk ....
Then the bartender turns to the first consumer and tells him:
- You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman!
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