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Showing posts with label KID JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label KID JOKES. Show all posts
Knock Knock Jokes To Stick Into Your Kids Lunchbox!
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| Knock Knock Jokes To Stick Into Your Kids Lunchbox! |
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Funny Jokes for Kids : Funny Jokes To Tell
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| Funny Jokes for Kids : Funny Jokes To Tell |
10 Clean Short Jokes To Tell Kids
Clean Short Jokes To Tell Kids, Joke to tell at school, nice and funny hilarious jokes to tell kids.
Divy It Up!
A 6th grade teacher posed the following problem to one of
her arithmetic classes:
"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his
butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy
raised his hand and with complete sincerity in his voice, answered, "A
lawyer!"
Children jokes-Don't forget my bicycle
A little boy was kneeling beside his bed with his mother and
grandmother and softly saying his prayers, "Dear God, please bless Mummy
and Daddy and all the family and please give me a good night's sleep."
Suddenly he looked up and shouted, "And don't forget to
give me a bicycle for my birthday!!"
"There is no need to shout like that," said his
mother. "God isn't deaf."
"No," said the little boy, "but Grandma
is."
Children jokes-Composition
The composition teacher asked the class to write about an
unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Johnny got up and read his essay. It began,
"Daddy fell into the well last week..."
"My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he
all right?"
"He must be," said the boy. "He stopped
yelling for help yesterday".
Funny jokes-Accountant's daughter
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his
four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by
the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach.
Suddenly she piped up,
"Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach,
would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
Good jokes-Reluctant father
Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his
parents, Al and Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left.
"So how was it?" Elaine asked when they returned
home.
"Great," Little Jordan replied.
"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked
Elaine. "
Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Jordan,
excitedly, "especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to
1!"
The Top Kids Jokes - The jokes told by children finally, sometimes by adults with very, very childish soul
The Top Kids Jokes - The jokes told by children finally, sometimes by adults with very, very childish soul ...! You know those pearls coming out of the mouths of children, who are taboo for us? Well, here they are!
1. At the opera:
- Dad, who is the man who scares the lady by making big gestures?
- He does not want to scare him, he's the conductor.
- Then why the lady, she screams.
2. - Say mother, how is it written "dick"? with a "T" or with two "T"?
- You can put three; it's never long enough!
3. Three children play a knight's game.
Victor: I decide to call myself: VICTORUS
Antoine: And me, ANTOINUS!
Anne: And I do not play. : '(
4. In an animal shop, a student asks:
- I would like 12 mice, 11 cockroaches and 15 spiders, please!
- Do you do scientific experiments?
- No, but I have to return my apartment in the state where I found it.
5. A child coming home from school told his mother: my mistress tells me that I am working well, but she never paid me.
Children's Jokes 6-10
6. At school, a teacher makes her students study the five senses:
- What do we hear?
- With the ears, answer the children in chorus
- Well, what do we see?
- With the eyes
- Excellent, with what do you taste?
A little girl raises her hand:
- With bread and chocolate!
7. - Oh look dad a shooting star! Exclaims Lea.
- I hope you had time to make a wish.
- Yes, I hope it will come true, otherwise I will have 0/20 in geography!
- Oh? What was your wish?
- That London becomes the capital of Italy, before the teacher corrects the copies.
8. - Listen, said the mother to her little daughter, if you are wise, you will go to heaven and if you are not wise, you will go to hell.
- And what must I do to go to the circus?
A little peasant boy and his father were visiting a shopping center
A little peasant boy and his father were visiting a shopping center. They were stunned by almost everything they saw, and especially by two bright silver-colored walls that could open in half and close. The little boy asked, "What is it, Father?"
The father, having never seen a lift before, said, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I do not know what it is."
As the boy and his father watched in admiration, an old woman in a wheelchair goes walls and pressed the button. The walls opened and the lady rolled into the small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the numbers scroll sequentially on a dial above the walls. They kept looking until the numbers began to scroll in reverse order. The walls opened again and a very beautiful 24-year-old woman came out.
The father, unable to look up from the young woman, whispered to her son, "Go get your mother."
The father, having never seen a lift before, said, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I do not know what it is."
As the boy and his father watched in admiration, an old woman in a wheelchair goes walls and pressed the button. The walls opened and the lady rolled into the small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the numbers scroll sequentially on a dial above the walls. They kept looking until the numbers began to scroll in reverse order. The walls opened again and a very beautiful 24-year-old woman came out.
The father, unable to look up from the young woman, whispered to her son, "Go get your mother."
An embarrassed father tries to explain to his young son that in the family there will be a new member.
An embarrassed father tries to explain to his young son that in the family there will be a new member.
- Son, one day a stork will fly over our house and stop there.
Thinking for a few seconds the little boy answers:
- I hope she will not scare mom, she is pregnant you know.
- Son, one day a stork will fly over our house and stop there.
Thinking for a few seconds the little boy answers:
- I hope she will not scare mom, she is pregnant you know.
Do you want to go out with me ?
A boy once said to a pretty girl:
- Will you go out with me ?
The girl then says:
- Well, no problem! So, come with me!
The boy answers:
- But why ?
She answers him:
- Well, we're going out together right?
The boy tells him right away:
- Yeah.
So, the girl says to him:
- Good then come!
He finally answers him:
- OK. !
So, 10 seconds later, she and the charming boy go outside. The girl then said to the boy:
- Good! So now we went out together bye!
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