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Showing posts with label PICKUP JOKES. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PICKUP JOKES. Show all posts

Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Excuse me, is your name

Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!

Do you have a map?

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

Do you have a picture of yourself?

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?

Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!
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