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FUNNY JOKES - FUNNY BLONDE JOKE

1)Two blondes take part in a hunt. Of course, after an hour they get lost and one starts to panic. The other reassures her:

- Calm down, I know what to do. We will shoot in the air and the others will eventually spot us.

So they shoot in the air and wait. Twenty minutes later, they saw no one. They fire again in the air, but still no one after twenty minutes. The most worried then says:

- We need to shoot more often in the air.

- But we can not. We're almost out of arrows!


2)One very hot day, a blonde and her husband are lying by their swimming pool. The blonde says:

- Well, I say, luckily it's not snowing!

- Why do you say that ?

- Can you imagine, if you had to clear snow in this heat!


3)Two men ring at a door. A blonde comes to open.

- Hello ma'am. Would you like to be a Jehovah's Witness?

- Well...I would like to, but I didn't see anything...I swear!


4)A blonde goes to the hospital for an ultrasound. Her dark-haired girlfriend accompanies her to reassure her. After the examination, the doctor says:

- Madam, I have great news to announce to you. You are expecting twins!

The blonde starts crying her heart out. The brunette takes her hand and whispers:

- But don't cry like that. Twins, do you realize? That's wonderful !

- Yes, but I wanted babies!


5)A blonde says:

- I was 15, it was in the countryside, in the woods with two friends. While I was sucking one, the other...

  The director of human resources cuts her off:

- Miss, when I asked you to tell me about your first experience, I was talking about your professional experience!


A blonde finds out that her boyfriend is cheating on her with a brunette.

A blonde finds out that her boyfriend is cheating on her with a brunette. Mad with rage, she waits for a day when she will find her, she takes a revolver and arrives like a madwoman in the room where the two lovebirds were kissing. They then start screaming at the sight of the gun.

The blonde, a hateful gleam in her eyes, points the weapon at herself.

- Nope ! Don't do that, shouts her unfaithful boyfriend!

- Shut up ! screams the blonde! Then it's your turn!

Blonde Jokes | Funny Blonde Jokes

Blonde Jokes | Funny Blonde Jokes
Blonde Jokes | Funny Blonde Jokes
Blonde Jokes | Funny Blonde Jokes

Diary of a blonde

Diary of a blonde
Diary of a blonde


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Smooth talk your way out of a ticket

Smooth talk your way out of a ticket
Smooth talk your way out of a ticket

That's not dumb that's logical get with is people

That's not dumb that's logical get with is people
That's not dumb that's logical get with is people
That's not dumb that's logical get with is people

Finally, The Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes,,,

Finally, The Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes,,,
Finally, The Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes,,,

Always love a good blonde joke!!

Always love a good blonde joke!!
Always love a good blonde joke!!

hahaha!! I don't mean this as offensive to anyone, i'm a blonde myself.

hahaha!! I don't mean this as offensive to anyone, i'm a blonde myself.
hahaha!! I don't mean this as offensive to anyone, i'm a blonde myself.
hahaha!! I don't mean this as offensive to anyone, i'm a blonde myself.

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Blond Joke: Here are a really funny and cute blond joke

Blond Joke: Here are a really funny and cute blond joke
Blond Joke: Here are a really funny and cute blond joke
Blond Joke: Here are a really funny and cute blond joke

It Must Be A Blonde Telling This Joke

It Must Be A Blonde Telling This Joke
It Must Be A Blonde Telling This Joke
It Must Be A Blonde Telling This Joke

Funny Jokes To Tell Friends | The Best Of Funniest Joke

Funny Jokes To Tell Friends | The Best Of Funniest Joke
Funny Jokes To Tell Friends | The Best Of Funniest Joke

MUST READ, Please Share, Funny And Hilarious Blond Joke #Blondjoke

MUST READ, Please Share, Funny And Hilarious Blond Joke #Blondjoke
MUST READ, Please Share, Funny And Hilarious Blond Joke #Blondjoke

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