MUST READ JOKE : It is a pirate who enters a bar with his parrot on his shoulder

It is a pirate who enters a bar with his parrot on his shoulder, he asks the bartender:
- "a cognac please!" then he looks at his coconut and says:
- "and you coconut what are you drinking?"
The parrot answers:
- "a Coke".
The pirate and the parrot are served.
At the 2nd tour, the pirate asks for a cognac and then asks his parrot:
- "And you Coco what are you drinking?"
The parrot answers:
- "a Coke".
Then the pirate gets angry and tells his parrot that if on the next tour he does not drink alcohol he will nail it to the wall.
The 3rd turned the pirate woods a cognac and asks his parrot:
- "So Coco what are you drinking"
The parrot answers him:
- "A Coke"

The pirate gets up from his stool, and nails the parrot to the wall as agreed.
The parrot then turns his head to the left and once a pretty cross of Jesus.
With a very sad expression he said to him:

- "Oooh ... you too wanted coke.. ?????"
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