Joke about alcoholics, alcoholics jokes, drinking jokes, bar jokes

1- Last night, I was so drunk that when I crossed the dance floor to go to the bathroom, I won the dance competition.

2 - You, you were well drunk last night!


-Ah yes! I remember well the moment when you went in front of the mirror of the bar and that you said: "So you, I already saw you somewhere!"

3 - Whoever drinks becomes drunk.

Who becomes drunk falls asleep.

Who falls asleep does not sin.

Who does not sin goes to Paradise.

Morality: Let's drink!
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