Jokes about computers, computer joke, windows, mac, linux, pc, hardware, computer humor

1 - seller

What is the difference between a used car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman knows when he's lying to you.

 2 - Windows 2000

Microsoft has announced that the release of Windows 2000 was scheduled for January 1, 1900.

 3 - Windows 95

- With Windows 95, we were on the precipice. With Windows 98 / Me, we have taken a big step forward!

 4 - Windows 98

Windows 98 fiddles with your files, takes you out of memory, sends you strange messages, causes problems, etc.
So is Windows 98 a virus? No, because a virus is programmed to take the least possible space on the hard disk. Not Windows 98.

 5 - Windows and a nail

What is the difference between Windows and a nail?
- None: Both are meant to crash.

 6 - Windows Me and a virus

- What is the difference between Windows Me and a virus?
- The virus works!
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