Q: Why did the blonde give up snorting coke?
A: Because it was too hard to get the bottle up her nose.
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned during spring training.
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
Q: What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A: Penicillin.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.
Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof?
A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip-code on her thigh?
A: She wanted a lot of male in her box.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite color?
A: Glitter.
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
A: Who cares?
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q: What do smart Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.
Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in
their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: Why can't Blondes be pharmacists?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is being unfaithful?
A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.