A Man Eating in a Fancy Restaurant

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and a gorgeous blonde was eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye flew out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively caught it out of the air.

"Oh my god, I am so sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back into place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink. They went back to her house, and after a bit she led him into the bedroom. The couple had a wild, passionate night.

The next morning when he awakened, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.

 The guy was amazed. "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No" she replied, "you just happened to catch my eye."

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