Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?
A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you play with their tits.
Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide and seek winner!
Q: What is the difference between a 747 jumbo jet and a blonde?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747
Q: Why did the blonde have rectangular tits?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box!
Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex?
A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of her knees?
A: Come.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: By drowning it.
Q: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: Why can't blondes water-ski?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: What happens when you give 61 dollars to a blonde?
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Q: What is a blondes blood type?
A: Pink glitter.
Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handlebars
Q. Why did the blonde shoot the clock?
A. To Kill time
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you keep a BLONDE busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How did the BLONDE die ice fishing?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q: How do you get a BLONDE to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: What does a BLONDE ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
A: "Is it mine?"
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on.It's off.
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.