Funniest Blonde Jokes | Funny Dumb Blonde Jokes

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it!

Q:  What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A:  "Look! they spelled MACYS wrong!"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? 
The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18. 

A Blonde told her girlfriend,
"I was so worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off.
And I was so relieved when he told me that all I needed was blinker fluid!"

A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in the chair.
The dentist said "Open Wide"
"I can't" The blonde said. "This chair has arms"

A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up.
The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. "Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"

A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. 
The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" 
The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?" 
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