Q: Why do blonds stick there heads out of the window of a moving car.
A: To fill up.
Q: How can you tell when a blond was baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: When you find M&M shells on the floor.
Q: What do you do when a Blond throws you a grenade?
A: Pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.
Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.