The best Arabic jokes about Arabs, made by Arabs but for everyone! Self-mockery is the weapon of the 21st century. To fully enjoy the humor, we must forget the boundaries between cultures, religions and food, brothel!
Top Arabic jokes
1. A guy drives a train and sees an Arab lying on the rails and there, the driver tells him: What are you doing? And Arabic answers: I listen to RAÏ!
2. An American says to an Arab: You give me two boards, I make you a boat and the Arabic says: me, you give me your sister, I make you the crew.
3. A curious Arab asks another Arab: What does it mean, "I do not know"?
And the other Arab answers him, immediately: I do not know!
4. A very distinguished gentleman rings at the door of an Arab seer. Who is here? She asked. Hearing the answer, the man leaves very, very disappointed!
5. An Arab walks with his girlfriend. It's raining and his girlfriend falls, without him noticing. Another Arab passes by and says: You dropped your papers.
6. During an interview: Have you ever been responsible in a job? Arabic says: No, but the boss, as soon as there is a mistake, he says that I am responsible!
7. Two Arab brothers argue, one says:
- Pigheaded,
- Ho! what a donkey,
- Turkey species.
Their mother arrives and says:
- Ho ... shut up!
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An Arab and a gypsy at the bakery
An Arab and a gypsy at the bakery
He is a gypsy and an Arab who goes to a bakery.
The Arab steals a twix neither seen nor known and puts it in his pocket and says to the gypsy:
- Hey, did you see? the class huh?
The gypsy answers him:
- haha, no one is smarter than me! ??
The salesgirl arrives and the gypsy tells him:
- Give me a twix please and I'll do you a magic trick!
The intrigued saleswoman accepts and hands him a twix, the gypsy eats it and stares at the salesgirl, the impatient saleswoman tells him
??- So ?! Where is this magic trick ?!
The gypsy answers him
- Look in the pocket of the Arab ?? .
He is a gypsy and an Arab who goes to a bakery.
The Arab steals a twix neither seen nor known and puts it in his pocket and says to the gypsy:
- Hey, did you see? the class huh?
The gypsy answers him:
- haha, no one is smarter than me! ??
The salesgirl arrives and the gypsy tells him:
- Give me a twix please and I'll do you a magic trick!
The intrigued saleswoman accepts and hands him a twix, the gypsy eats it and stares at the salesgirl, the impatient saleswoman tells him
??- So ?! Where is this magic trick ?!
The gypsy answers him
- Look in the pocket of the Arab ?? .
He is an Arab who is looking for his wife in a market
French and Arab at the market
He is an Arab who is looking for his wife in a market, he meets a Frenchman who is also looking for his wife.
Arabic asks him:
How is your wife?
French:
-She is blonde with blue eyes with a red neckline, a mini-skirt and high heels. So French has Arabic:
-And your wife, how is she?
So Arabic answers him
-Forget it, lets look for yours
He is an Arab who is looking for his wife in a market, he meets a Frenchman who is also looking for his wife.
Arabic asks him:
How is your wife?
French:
-She is blonde with blue eyes with a red neckline, a mini-skirt and high heels. So French has Arabic:
-And your wife, how is she?
So Arabic answers him
-Forget it, lets look for yours
It's an Arab dad who cooks rabbits for dinner. The children being
It's an Arab dad who cooks rabbits for dinner. The children being sensitive to this endearing domestic animal, he hides from them what it is until the moment of the meal;
Little Asma eats a good fork when little Yazid asks, "Say dad, it's pretty good, but what's that?"
Ahmed, the dad, answers: "You have to guess what it is, I can just tell you that your mom from time to time calls me like that ... it's the name of an animal ..."
And there, the little girl spits you slap on the back of her brother shouting: "Eat especially not that !!!!!! It's donkey (ass) !!!!!
Little Asma eats a good fork when little Yazid asks, "Say dad, it's pretty good, but what's that?"
Ahmed, the dad, answers: "You have to guess what it is, I can just tell you that your mom from time to time calls me like that ... it's the name of an animal ..."
And there, the little girl spits you slap on the back of her brother shouting: "Eat especially not that !!!!!! It's donkey (ass) !!!!!
Arab jokes are famous around the world and are very popular with people with a real sense of humor
Arab jokes are famous around the world and are very popular with people with a real sense of humor. They can refer to behavioural cliches, traditions and often stress the pronounced accent of French-speaking Maghreb people. The best funny Arab stories are often told by themselves.
It is true that self-mockery is a great way to share and get closer to others and to break the ice that separates the peoples ... That's why Jokestotell.com offers you one of the best selection of jokes as well Moroccan, Algerian and Tunisian etc ...
It is true that self-mockery is a great way to share and get closer to others and to break the ice that separates the peoples ... That's why Jokestotell.com offers you one of the best selection of jokes as well Moroccan, Algerian and Tunisian etc ...
An elderly Arab has been living in Chicago for more than 40 years.
An elderly Arab has been living in Chicago for more than 40 years.
He would like to plant potatoes in his garden but he is all alone, old and too weak. He sends an e-mail to his son who is studying in Paris to tell him about his problem.
- "Dear Ahmed, I am very sad because I can not plant potatoes in my garden I am sure that if you were here with me you could have helped me to return the land. Father"
The next day, the old man receives an e-mail:
- "Dear Father, please do not touch the garden!" I hid the "thing" I love you too Ahmed "
At 4 o'clock in the morning arrive at the old US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and even an elite unit of the Rangers. They search the whole garden, millimeter by millimeter and leave disappointed because they found nothing. The next day, the old man receives a new e-mail from his son:
- "Dear Father, I am certain that the whole garden has now been turned over and you can plant your potatoes, I could not do better, I love you, Ahmed"
He would like to plant potatoes in his garden but he is all alone, old and too weak. He sends an e-mail to his son who is studying in Paris to tell him about his problem.
- "Dear Ahmed, I am very sad because I can not plant potatoes in my garden I am sure that if you were here with me you could have helped me to return the land. Father"
The next day, the old man receives an e-mail:
- "Dear Father, please do not touch the garden!" I hid the "thing" I love you too Ahmed "
At 4 o'clock in the morning arrive at the old US Army, the Marines, the FBI, the CIA and even an elite unit of the Rangers. They search the whole garden, millimeter by millimeter and leave disappointed because they found nothing. The next day, the old man receives a new e-mail from his son:
- "Dear Father, I am certain that the whole garden has now been turned over and you can plant your potatoes, I could not do better, I love you, Ahmed"
-Do you speak English?
-Do you speak English?
- Yes!
- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...
Best Arabic jokes about Arabs made by Arabs
1. A guy drives a train and sees an Arab lying on the rails and there, the driver tells him: What are you doing? And Arabic answers: I listen to RAÏ!
2. An American says to an Arab: You give me two boards, I make you a boat and the Arabic says: me, you give me your sister, I make you the crew.
3. A curious Arab asks another Arab: What does it mean, "I do not know"?
And the other Arab answers him, immediately: I do not know!
4. A very distinguished gentleman rings at the door of an Arab seer. Who is here? She asked. Hearing the answer, the man leaves very, very disappointed!
5. An Arab walks with his girlfriend. It's raining and his girlfriend falls, without him noticing. Another Arab passes by and says: You dropped your papers.
6. During an interview: Have you ever been responsible in a job? Arabic says: No, but the boss, as soon as there is a mistake, he says that I am responsible!
Three men are released from prison
Three men, an Algerian, a Moroccan and a Tunisian, have escaped from prison and are actively wanted by the police. They cross a road during the night and take refuge in a bush. While the policemen chase them day and night a cop sees the bushes move and says:
- Who is here?!
The Algerian says: meow! meow!
The next night the same and the Moroccan responds: meow! meow!
The third night, the cop walks back to the bush and says:
- Who is here?
The Tunisian says: it's thecat!
Arab who buys bras
He is an Arab who goes to see a Jewish merchant. Arabic asks him: "Do not you have bras for sale?"
The Jew replied as early as "yes"
Arabic says, "How many are you in stock?"
The Jew answers him: "200!"
Arabic: "Okay, I take everything!"
The week after Arabic will see the Jewish merchant and ask him: "Do you have any new bras?"
The Jew: "yes"
Arabic says, "How much do you have?"
the Jew: "800"
Arabic: "I take everything!"
The Jew: "But what do you do with all his brains?"
Arabic: "I found some idiots cut them in 2 and put them on their heads."
One day at school the mistress a little racist explains to young Mohamed:
One day at school the mistress a little racist explains to young Mohamed:
"From today you will be called Jean-Pierre, because we are in France"
The same evening Mohamed returns home and his mother calls him by his first name, but Mohamed answers: "My name is Jean-Pierre now".
Hardly finished his sentence that the poor Mohamed takes a slap.
When his father comes back he tells the same thing and picks one up.
The day after returning to school, the teacher, seeing her black eye, asks: "What happened to you?"
The young Mohamed answers: "Barely 2 hours that I was French that I was already typing by Arabs!"
"From today you will be called Jean-Pierre, because we are in France"
The same evening Mohamed returns home and his mother calls him by his first name, but Mohamed answers: "My name is Jean-Pierre now".
Hardly finished his sentence that the poor Mohamed takes a slap.
When his father comes back he tells the same thing and picks one up.
The day after returning to school, the teacher, seeing her black eye, asks: "What happened to you?"
The young Mohamed answers: "Barely 2 hours that I was French that I was already typing by Arabs!"
Two Arabs meet. One of them exclaims: But did you see your camel?
Two Arabs meet. One of them exclaims: But did you see your camel? He is full of plaster and bandages! What happened to him?
It's my wife who is learning to drive!
It's my wife who is learning to drive!
Mohamed bought a neighbor's house from a doctor.
Mohamed bought a neighbor's house from a doctor.
When they get to know each other, Mohamed tells his neighbor
"Nice houses, is not it, but mine is worth double of yours."
What do you mean ? They are exactly the same, how could yours be worth twice as much as mine?
Mohamed answers: I live next to a doctor, you next to an Arab.
When they get to know each other, Mohamed tells his neighbor
"Nice houses, is not it, but mine is worth double of yours."
What do you mean ? They are exactly the same, how could yours be worth twice as much as mine?
Mohamed answers: I live next to a doctor, you next to an Arab.
This is the story of a man who goes to see an imam to get married.
This is the story of a man who goes to see an imam to get married.
The man asks him the price of the ceremony.
The imam says to him "you know more your wife is beautiful more is expensive".
A few days later the man leaves to see the imam with his future wife.
He gives 1 Euros to the imam.
The imam says to him: "Wait, I'll give you your change".
The man asks him the price of the ceremony.
The imam says to him "you know more your wife is beautiful more is expensive".
A few days later the man leaves to see the imam with his future wife.
He gives 1 Euros to the imam.
The imam says to him: "Wait, I'll give you your change".
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