THE FUNNIEST JOKES EVER MADE – FUNNY JOKES TOLD


Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.

Q:Do you talk to your wife after sex? A:Depends, if I can find the phone!

What's 6 inches long, has a head on it and drives women crazy? $100 bill

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? -- About 30 lbs!

What's the real punishment for bigamy? More than one mother-in-law!

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!

Why do women have small feet? -- So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? To remind her that "toes go in first."

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