15 of the funniest jokes to tell people – Funny One Liner Jokes Told


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don’t have eyes.

How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company…

 Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. -Banana

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