Why did Tigger stick
his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
Q: What's the
difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!
Q: Did you hear about
the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn't close his casket.
Q: Why did the snowman
smile? A: Because the snowblower is coming.
Q: Why don't orphans
play baseball? A: They don't know where home is
Q: Why can't Jesus play
hockey? A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Q: Why do women rub
their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to
scratch.
One day, a little boy
wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote
him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Q: What do you call a
bunch of retarded kids in a pool? A: Vegetable soup.
Q: What is the difference
between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the
whole chicken.
Q: What is the
difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.
Q: What's worse than
spiders on your piano? A: Crabs on your organ.
Q: What happens when the
smog lifts over Los Angeles? A: UCLA