Nerd Insults – Funny Nerd Insults



You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

I'm polymerized tree sap, you're an inorganic adhesive. Any verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off me, returns to it's original trajectory and adheres to you.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

You are so computer illiterate, you shake your laptop to get the cookies out.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

There are millions of particles in the universe that we can observe, your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win you are still retarded.

You're such a nerd that your penis probably plugs into a flash drive.

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