Money Insults - Funny Money Insults



You're so poor you're always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant!

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're so poor that when you go to McDonalds, you have to put the dollar meal on layaway!

You're so poor that if you didn't have a hard on when Christmas came, you wouldn't have anything to play with.

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trash can from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, "I am moving my house to another place it's too noisy out there!"

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