If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you
have anywhere to put it!
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is
on TV.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected
you!
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to
build an idiot.
If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to
walk backwards.
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't
seem to get my head that far up my ass