Insulting Men - Funny Men Insults

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.

He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

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