Old People Insults – Funny Old People Insults




I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

You're so old, the candles weigh more than the birthday cake.

Your so old your farts turn to dust.

Your grandfather is so old he remembers when the dead sea was just feeling ill.

Your grandfather is so old, when he went to school, history was current events.

You're so old, the Three Wise Men helped you with your homework. 

You're so old you're birthday cake looks like a forest fire

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