- Seeing you makes my heart beat uncontrollably fast.That sweater looks nice on you but it would look nicer crumpled up beside my bed.
- You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
- I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
- Where have you been all my life?
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
- Look, I like you already, what say we get to know each other?
- I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.
- Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
- Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.
- If I kissed you I'd go weak at the knees.
- My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.
- You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- Of all the chairs, in all the bars, in all the world, and you have to sit next to mine.
- Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
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