Funny And hilarious Best Pick Up Lines : Best Pick Up Lines Ever told

• You say "You look just like my first wife" She says "How many times have you been married?" You say "never".
• If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
• What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
• I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
• "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

• I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
• The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
• If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
• What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?
• I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
• Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"
• I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• Wanna go halves on a bastard??? (Non-serious)
• How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!
• It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
• If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
• The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
• If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!
• I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
• "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
• Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass.
• If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
• Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
• You say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" She says "Why?" You say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
• If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
• You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
• I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.
• Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
• You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
• I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
• You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
• Can I even get a fake number?
• What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
• If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• When God made you, he was showing off.
• "Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
• Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in... - what a classic
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents.Give me