Funny And hilarious Best Pick Up Lines : Best Pick Up Lines Ever told
- You say "You look just like my first wife" She says "How many times have you been married?" You say "never".
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
- "Fat penguin" (What!?) "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
- I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
- The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my crib and spread the word.
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
- What's your name? Where you from? Do you plan on giving me some?
- I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
- Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it... then say "You dropped your nametag!"
- I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
- I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- Wanna go halves on a bastard??? (Non-serious)
- How about you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that "pops" up!
- It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!
- If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- If I was peter pan you'd be my happy thought!
- I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet.
- "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
- Your skin is so creamy I bet you never even had a zit on your ass.
- If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
- Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
- You say "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink" She says "Why?" You say "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you"
- If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- You say "Do you want to do a 68?" she says "What's that?" you say "You go down, and I'll owe you one."
- I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.
- Hey beautiful...that is your name right?
- If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
- I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?
- You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
- Can I even get a fake number?
- What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- When God made you, he was showing off.
- "Do you want to go to breakfast?" (Sure) "Should I call you, or nudge you?"
- Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in... - what a classic
- If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you I'd have about... 5 cents.Give me
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