Funny And hilarious Pick Up Line Ever Told.. MUST READ

Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.

Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

Go up to a girl and say "Hi! My name is Haywood Jablomee"

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong.

What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long? (smile and wink)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!"

I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store, but your mom wouldn't let you get it, no matter how much you begged?? Well that's how I feel about you.

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.