Funny And Hilarious Pick Up Lines, Hilarious Pick Up Lines

• I need a job! Make me your husband! God must have been working very late that day, when he was making you!
• If I said you had a beautiful body, would you throw it on top of me?
• I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
• How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
• Excuse me, are you ready to go home yet?
• Voila! I came all the way from Venus – the planet of love, looking for you!
• Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
• That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
• Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
• I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
• You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
• I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
• Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.
• You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
• I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
• Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!