The best jokes about Fishmen, hunters, jokes about fishing, humour and hunting
-What is the difference between beers and hunters? Beers, we can do without alcohol!
-Duck hunting
The duck hunting season is not yet open, but Gérard is still going there.
After two hours, he kills a duck. He sits near a pond and begins to pluck it.
Suddenly he hears footsteps. So for fear of being arrested, he throws the duck into the water and begins to whistle as if nothing had happened.
A gamekeeper arrives and says:
- Hello sir !
- Hello, answered the other!
- I must stop you!
- And why ?
- The duck hunting season is not open yet!
- But I did not hunt!
- Oh no, and what is this little pile of feathers at your feet?
- That? It is a duck who went to bathe and who asked me to keep his clothes!
-Duck hunting
Why did the Belgians stop duck hunting? Because they could not throw the dogs high enough.
-Following the repeated attacks of the wolves against the flocks of sheep, a meeting between shepherds, representatives of the state and ecologists took place.
To the shepherds who demanded the organization of battues to kill the maximum of wolves to control the population, ecologists have presented an alternative.
The "more humane" solution advocated by the Greens was this:
"Let's catch the wolves alive, make a vasectomy to the males and let them go. Thus, the wolves operated will keep their instinct of males, they will do as usual their protrusions on the females, but against, the females will not be more fertilized, it is in this way that the population will be the best controlled.
When the representative of the ecologists had finished his presentation, the shepherds took a few seconds to think about the proposal, then an old farmer who had made the move, jumped up, took his hat and slammed it on the floor while addressing to the representative of the Greens:
"Look kid, I think you have not quite grasped the problem: the wolves, they do not fuck our sheep ... they eat them!"