The best jokes about nationalities and countries! The best funny stories about the French, the Germans or the English!
-Why do Italians never make love in their bathtub?
Because it is well known that hot water softens spaghetti
-What is registered at the entrance of the Italian buses?
"Do not talk to the driver, he needs his hands"
-Fighting roosters
What do you recognize a Belgian who participates in a rooster fight?
It is the only one who brings a duck.
What does an Italian recognition in a rooster fight?
It's the only one who bets on the duck.
What do you recognize the Mafia in a rooster fight?
The duck wins.
-Why do Italians wear a chain around their neck? It's to know how far they have to shave ...
-We have just installed the phone at an Italian and the technician explains: - You take the receiver with your left hand and, from the right, you dial the number of your correspondent on the dial. - But then, worries the Italian, what hand will I have left to speak?
-Madame knits. Monsieur reads his newspaper. Suddenly he looks up and says to his wife: It's amazing what's happening in Sicily! In Palermo a man is shot every two hours ...
- The poor! she exclaims.
-Italian riddle
What is the difference between an elephant and an Italian grandmother? About 10 Kg ...
-Italian without hands
What is an Italian without hands called? A mute.