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-Boxing
What is the most fruity sport? It's boxing because when you take a peach in full pear you fall in the apples and you can not bring back your strawberry !!!


-This is the story of a Russian wrestler, who is super strong because he has a special hold, which is called taking the pretzel, he catches you, blocks you, twists you in all directions, you you find yourself upside down, all crooked, you do not know where you are and hop, you lost the fight.
An American wrestler must meet this terrible Russian wrestler, so his coach warns him:
- Watch out, little one, beware of taking Pretzel!
If you ever get caught and it happens to make you take the Pretzel, it's lost: no one has ever emerged from the terrible grip of Pretzel!
The day of the fight comes and, in the first round, Paf!
The Russian begins to take the pretzel to the American!
The coach, believing the fight lost, takes his face in his hands, but when he looks up, he sees the Russian hovering in the air, fall heavily into the ring and the American, extenuated, manages to crawl on the body of the Russian, thus winning the fight.
Later, in the locker room, the coach asks the American:
- But how did you get out of the terrible grip of the Pretzel?
Then the wrestler explains to him:
- Well here it is: at the beginning, he made me the pretzel, I did not understand, he began to make knots everywhere, I was getting worse, I was the head in Down, on the verge of fainting ... When suddenly, in front of me, I saw a pair of balls. I told myself that biting it would make him let go, so I gathered my last strength and ...
Well, it's crazy the energy we can have when we bite his own balls
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