standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks
down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each,
Turner Brown".
Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down
and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you
Ok??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say
to me?"
The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just
figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
"I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3
lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."
Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around