Super Funny Jokes ; Subject: TECHNOLOGY!

Subject: TECHNOLOGY!
> >
> >   Three men one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting
> >   > naked in
> >   > >> > the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
> >pressed
> >   > his
> >   > >> > forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
> >questioningly.
> >   > >> > "That was my pager," he
> >   > >> > said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
> >   > >> >
> >   > >> > A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted
his
> >palm
> >   > to
> >   > >> > his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile
> >phone. I
> >   > have
> >   > >> > a microchip in my hand."
> >   > >> >
> >   > >> > Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he
> >decided he
> >   > had
> >   > >> > to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
> >and
> >   > went
> >   > >> > to toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
> >his
> >   > ass.
> >   > >> > The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
> >"I'm
> >   > >> > getting a fax," he explains
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