An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.


> > > > > > > They are having a good time and all agree that the bar
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> > > > > > > is a nice place.
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> > > > > > > Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but
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> > > > > > > where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one.
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> > > > > > > At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink,
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> > > > > > > and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
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> > > > > > > The others agree that sounds like a nice place.
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> > > > > > > Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but
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> > > > > > > where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn,
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> > > > > > > there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink,
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> > > > > > > Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys
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> > > > > > > you anudda drink."
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> > > > > > > Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
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> > > > > > > Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where
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> > > > > > > I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's. At
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> > > > > > > Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you
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> > > > > > > your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then,
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> > > > > > > they take you in the back and get you laid!"
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> > > > > > > "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that
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> > > > > > > actually happen to you?"
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> > > > > > > "No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"
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