Just to Hilarious Subject: Big People Words

Subject: Big People Words
  A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to  become accustomed
  to first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that  the teacher
 insisted on NO baby talk. "You need to use "Big People" words  she was always
 reminding them.
 She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. I went to  visit my
 Nana he said. "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use  "Big
 People Words"!
 Then she asked Mitchell what he had done, "I took a ride on a  choo-
  choo.  "No" she said, "you took a ride on a TRAIN.  You must remember to use
 Big People Words."
 She then asked little Alec what he had done. "I read a book"  he
 replied.  "That's wonderful the teacher said. "What book  did you read"? (I love
 this) Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his  chest and
  said with great pride -- WINNIE THE SHIT"
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