A Love Story
>>> >
>>> > A man and a woman who had never met before, but were
>>> > both married to other people, found themselves assigned
>>> > to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
>>> > Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
>>> > a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...
>>> > he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
>>> > At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the
>>> > woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would
>>> > you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
>>> > second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
>>> > "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,
>>> > let's pretend that we're married."
>>> > "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
>>> > "Good," she replied. "Get your own f***ing blanket."
>>> > After a moment of silence, he farted