Jokes and Jokes : I'm tired - because I'm overworked. Here's Why

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep,  not
> enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, ear wax build-up, poor
> blood or anything else I could think of.  Now I've found out the  real
> reason
> I'm tired - because I'm overworked. Here's Why- The population of Canada
> is 30 million. 11 million are retired, that leaves 19 million to do the
> work. There are 5.5 million in school, that leaves 13.5 million to
> do the work.  Of these there are 3 million employed by the  federal
> government, leaving 10.5 million to do the work.  1 million are  in
> the armed forces, preoccupied with killing terrorists, which leaves 9.5
> million to do the work. Take from that total the 7 million people
> who work for provincial and city  governments, and that leaves 2.5 million
> to
> do the work.  At
> any given time, there are 476,000 people in hospitals, leaving 2,024,000
> to do the work. Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons and 812,000
> on employment insurance and welfare. That leaves just two people to do
> the work. You and me. And there you are sitting on your ass, at your
> computer, reading jokes.
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