Jokes and humour about administrations and jokes about civil servants! Administration joke, official joke.

Jokes and humour about administrations and jokes about civil servants! Administration joke, official joke. The funniest stories about Administrations, laughter about Administrations, riddles about Administrations, charades about Administrations


 Taxes

- Your last name must start with the two figures of the Department

- We are obliged to answer you in the affirmative by the negative

- Our goal is not, as you write, to crush you like shit, but to collect the exact amount of your taxes

- Pets are not dependent children ...

- Since the total of 5000 F is to be divided by two, the result is: 1327.60 F

- Your letter of complaint has been sent by mistake to our complaint service

- Unless I am mistaken, an error has crept into our letter of last March 22nd

- Please specify if the sex of your spouse is also of French nationality

- The rent of scooters of the seas (see your bill) does not fit in the heading - real estates -

- Your profession is not referenced, thank you to find another

- Column B is reserved for users in column C ...

- From 1 September, the ticket offices will be open before closing

- Your statement is illegible, although typed in the machine

- Provisional third party is not a suggestion to pay, but a command


Administration joke
What makes his 8 hours a day in the administration?
The coffee machine.



Jokes differences
- You know, asks a business manager to a friend, the difference between my new secretary and the tax office?
- No.
- The tax administration sucks you to the bone.



Declaration of birth
It is Pierre who arrives at the town hall and who says:
- Hello, I come to declare the birth of my son. He was born yesterday ...
- Yes, what name? the civil servant asks him.
- David.
He notes Bertrand and Pierre asks:
- How much do I owe you?
- But sir, there is nothing to pay
- It's great ... at this price, I'll be able to declare the other three too!
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