The best funny jokes about women. Our selection of best women jokes can be found here! The best jokes

The best funny jokes about women. Our selection of best misogynous jokes can be found here! The best jokes


 -Three women pour out on their respective adulteries in the compartment of a train:
The first:
- No, I can not hide all this truth, I would tell everything to my husband.
The second:
- How brave !
The third:
- What memory!


-What is the animal that takes more than 500 kg in one night?

Wife !
In the evening, her husband tells her "Good night, sweetie"
And the next morning, he says to her, "Go stand, fat cow" ...


-What is the common point between a woman and a cigarette?
You take it, you pull it and you throw it


-He's a guy who does not have ears at birth. He goes to an ear transplant. This one shows him a catalogue of ears. He thinks for a long time and finds the pair he likes. The specialist tells him to come back in a fortnight. He comes back and complains:
- Doctor, I have a problem with my ears: I hear but I do not understand.
The doctor :
"Ah, excuse me, it must have been the woman's catalog.


-A bank clerk receives a phone call from his wife saying that she has lost her credit card.
Alarmed the model employee consults the statement of the card, but decides not to oppose ...
The thief was spending less than his wife!


-What is the difference between a woman and a machine?
There are none, women are like machines, if you do not grease them every morning it squeaks all day!


How to give more freedom to a woman?
- By enlarging the kitchen.
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