The best jokes about the military and the police, the best funny stories and jokes about cops and army!
Pressure cooker and police officer
What is the difference between a police officer and a pressure cooker?
There is none because for both, as soon as they whistle your cooked!
Hunting competition
Three groups of soldiers, gendarmes and policemen were bored. They decided to do a hunting contest for the biggest rabbit.
The soldiers left and brought back a beautiful big rabbit of a least 3 kg.
The gendarmes in turn also brought back a rabbit but unfortunately barely 2 kg.
Police officers. An hour passed, two hours spent ... three hours, four hours, ....
The military and gendarmes start to worry and go looking for them. They find the police around a pig they are beating, beating him mercilessly and repeating in turn:
- SAY THAT YOU ARE A RABBIT!
A policeman stops an automobile:
- Did not you see the red light?
- Yes Yes. It was you that I had not seen!
Lie detector
The police commissioner questions a young agent who has just been recruited:
- Have you ever seen a lie detector?
- Better than that, chief, I married one!
Two soldiers training:
-Why are you engaged in the army ...
-Because I'm single and I like war ... And you ...
I am married and I wanted peace!