1 - Butter and blonde
What is the difference between butter that comes out of the fridge and a blonde?
- The butter that comes out of the fridge is more difficult to spread.
2 - Joke in the office
How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? There is a bed in the store and huge smiles on the faces of all the bosses.
3 - Blond joke
What does the husband of a blonde who has just given birth to twins do? - He wants to know who the other man is ...
4 - Blonde joke
What a blonde does when she finds a 10 Euros on the floor, She undresses and starts to dance!
5 - Blonde joke
A blonde and a brunette discuss their boyfriend:
The brunette:
- Last night, I had THREE orgasms you realize!
The blonde :
- It's nothing like that, last night I had more than twenty!
The brunette:
- Oh my God, I did not think your guy was so good in bed ...
The blonde :
- Ah, you meant with ONE guy ...
6- Blonde joke
What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You can only put 3 fingers in the bowling ball.
7 - Blonde joke
What does a blonde do when she finds a € 10 on the floor? She undresses and starts to dance
8 - Blonde joke
A blonde wants to buy a TV. She calls the seller:
- I want this TV there!
- We do not serve blondes here!
Surprised, she goes to the hairdresser and gets her hair dyed brown. She returns to see the same seller and asks again:
- I want this TV there!
- I told you I did not serve blondes!
- But I'm not blonde!
- You're a fake brunette: The proof: it's been twice that you show me a microwave oven!
9 - Blonde joke
Why do blondes suck their watches? Because TIC-TAC is only 2 calories!
10 - Blonde joke
Why does a blonde babe keep an empty can in the fridge? In case someone does not take anything!