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1 - Blonde joke

Do you know the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? - The mosquito goes away when you hit it!

 2 - Blonde joke

What do you call a Blonde who has diabetes? A sugar pie.

 3 - Blonde joke

Why do blondes prefer triangular coffins? Even dead they still spread their legs.

 4 - Blonde joke

What is a blonde with a mattress under her arm? It's a blonde with his CV!

 5 - Blonde joke

What are the worst six years of a blonde's life? The year of the bac!

 6 - Blonde joke

How to occupy a blonde for an hour? You tell him to rank the m & m 's in alphabetical order.

 7 - Blonde joke

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Because, that's where you're supposed to wash the vegetables!

 8 - Blonde joke

What is a smart blonde? A labrador.

 9 - Blonde joke

What does a mother say to her blonde daughter who is about to go out?
If you're not in bed before midnight, come home.

 10 - Blonde joke

What does a blonde want when she goes to total?

Answer: the total!
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