Funny Answers to Questions

> >>>Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
> >>>A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
> >>>blowjob.
> >>>
> >>>Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
> >>>A.) So men can be open minded.
> >>>
> >>>Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
> >>>A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around
> >>>
> >>>Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
> >>>A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
> >>>
> >>>Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
> >>>A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
> >>>
> >>>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
> >>>A.) "Is it in?"
> >>>
> >>>Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
> >>>Boy?
> >>>A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
> >>>
> >>>Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
> >>>A.) One of his fingers is clean.
> >>>
> >>>Q.) What do you do with 365 used
> >>>rubbers?
> >>>A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
> >>>
> >>>Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
> >>>A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
> >>>screwed.
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