WIFE:
What
would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely
not!
WIFE:
Why
not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of
course I do.
WIFE:
Then
why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay,
I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You
would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(makes
audible groan).
WIFE:
Would
you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure,
it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would
you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where
else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would
you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably,
it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would
you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That
would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would
she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No,
she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- - silence
- -
HUSBAND:
F**k