Husband And Wife : Subject: The Cremation

Subject: The Cremation
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>       A woman recently lost her husband.  She had him cremated and
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>       >> >>>>>>>brought
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>       >> >>>>>>>    his ashes home.  Picking up the urn that he was in,
>she poured
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>       >> >>>>>>>him
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>       >> >>>>>>>    out on the patio table.  Then, while tracing her
>fingers in
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>       >>the
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>       >> >>>>>>>    ashes, she started talking to him.  "Charles, you know
>that
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>       >>fur
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>       >> >>>>>>>coat
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>       >> >>>>>>>    you promised me and never bought?  Well, I bought it
>with the
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>       >> >>>>>>>    insurance money."
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>       >> >>>>>>>    She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
>ashes and
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>       >>then
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>       >> >>>>>>>    said, "Charles, remember that new car you promised me
>and
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>       >>never
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>       >> >>>>>>>    bought?  Well, I also bought it with the insurance
>money!"
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>       >> >>>>>>>    Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing
>her
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>       >>fingers
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>       >> >>>>>>>in
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>       >> >>>>>>>    the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace
>you
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>       >>promised
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>       >> >>>>>>>me
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>       >> >>>>>>>    and never bought?  Well, I bought it too, with the
>insurance
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>       >> >>>>>>>money!"
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>       >> >>>>>>>    Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she
>said,
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>       >> >>>>>>>"Charles,
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>       >> >>>>>>>    remember that blow job I promised you?  Well, here it
>comes!"
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