>A couple was sitting up waiting for their 15 year old son
> >>to come
> >> > > > >>>>home from a social engagement when the boy came into the
> >>house
> >> > > > >>>>with a big smile on his face.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>>"Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! "He said breathlessly." Guess what! I've
> >>just
> >> > > > >>>>had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>>His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your
> >>son.
> >> > > > >>>>You talk to him". Then
> >>she left the room.
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>>The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man
> >>and I'm
> >> > > > >>>>proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying
> >>you
> >> > > > >>>>that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't
> >>mind waiting
> >> > > > >>>>till payday to get it".
> >> > > > >>>>
> >> > > > >>>>"That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right
> >>now
> >> > > > >>>>anyway. My ass is too sore............."