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1 - Joke on blondes

What is the commum point between a blonde and a turtle? They both love on the back.

 2 - Joke on blondes

A blonde postulates for a job in a restaurant:
- Hello lady, how old are you?
The blonde counts on her fingers and ended up answering 22 years.
- How big are you?
The blonde takes a rule on the desk and tries to measure herself:
- 165 centimeters!
- Ok, now what's your name?
The blonde then begins to move her head from left to right and from right to left and responds:
- Anita!
- Listen, ma'am. I can understand that you rely on your fingers for your age, I can also understand that you need a rule to know your size but what was so difficult to say your name?
-It's just to remember, I always try to remember the song, you know ... "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Anita!"

 3 - Joke on blondes

What to do when a blonde throws you a grenade? - You remove the pin and you raise him!

 4 - Joke on blondes

Why do blondes style themselves by making a ponytail? - to hide the inflation valve.

 5 - Joke on blondes

What is the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? - the wedding

 6 - Joke on blondes

Why do blondes have dresses with a fur collar? - To keep ankles warm when they make love ...

 7 - Joke on blondes

How do you know that a blonde is wearing tights? - when she fart, her ankles swell.

 8 - Joke on blondes

What is the difference between a blonde and a motorcycle? - The bike is a Suzuki and the blonde sucks cock.

 9 - Joke on blondes

What is the difference between a blonde and a prison? In a prison, there are several gray cells!

 10 - Joke on blondes

What is the difference between a blonde and a pinball?
The pinball: you put the piece in the slot and you play with your hands.
The blonde: you put the piece in the hand and you play with the slot.
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