Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends
about his sons:
"I'ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand
dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer!"
"I even more prouda ma second son. He maka five hundred
thousand dollar a year. Hesa Doctor!"
"But, I'ma da proudest a ma youngest son. He maka Five
million dollar a year. Hesa Sports Mechanic!"
Paolo, his friend asks: "What's a Sports
Mechanic?"
Lorenzo replies: "Wella, he can fixa everytin. He fixa
da horseraces, he fixa da boxin matcha......."