An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has
missed her period
for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig
that did
this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the
girl and
tells them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I'll take
charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her
life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari,
2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000
bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories
and a
$4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I
do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a
shot gun,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.
'You gonna try again.'