Ugly Insults – Funny Ugly Insults

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!

Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burry it"!

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

I fart to make you smell better.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!

Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

You got more chins than a chinese phone book.

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

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