Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently
fails to achieve them.
Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner
your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big
Issue.
You are so poor that when you asked you'r mom whats for
dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut
it down.
Are your parents siblings?
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and
people bid on her.
How were you born? Your dad has no balls!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.