Funny And Hilarious Stupid Pickup Lines - The Dumb, Sad Pick Up Lines Ever Told

• Your eyes are all red, my favorite color.
• Spill a drink on someone and say, “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes…at my place.”
• I have an “owie” on my _(body part)__. Will you kiss it and make it better?
• Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?
• I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure could make your bed rock.
• Asians float my boat.
• Call me, but if another chick (or guy) answers, hang up.
• My feet smell like Doritos.
• Do you ever record your farts?
• Are you a ho? Because I have money, bitch.
• How much?
• Can I warm my hands in your hot breasts?
• Are your nipples pierced?
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• You’re ugly, but you interest me.
• For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
• I live with my mom, but she doesn't care when my other friends come over to play naked Super Saiyan. Lights out by 9 and we must be asleep by 9:30.
• Is that your sister? She has really big ta-ta's for a fourteen-year old.
• Beer can be a real miracle drug. I couldn't control my herpes without it.
• I'm so glad you agreed to go out with me. I just started using Viagra, and I've been wanting to see how well it works.
• I'm glad we're going out. I got eight kids at home that need a new mama.
• Man your friend looks incredible! Can I have her number just in case things don't work out with you tonight?
• There’s a bed in my van.\
• (For high-school kids) Do you ever ditch school?
• Do you sleep naked?
• (To a man) I think I’m a Lesbian.
• (To a woman) I’m bisexual.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m really horny, let’s go and screw.
• (Man to woman) What’s your favorite colour? (Reply) Mine’s boobs!