Funny And Hilarious Corny Pickup Lines We've Heard

Want a laugh? Then check our some of these corny pickup lines. (Some of the corniest pickup lines worked with some of the coolest women, I seem to remember.)

*If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
*You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
*Let’s have a drink; we’ll make beautiful music together.
*Are there any more like you at home?
*Do you come here often?
*I’m a raindrop, and I’m fallin’ for you!
*I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
*(Gray-haired person says): There’s snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.
*People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
*Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
*I’d like to give you CPR!
*Did you ever think we’d meet like this?
*(Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin’?
*Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
*Will you be my neighbor?
*Tonight’s the night, right?
*My wife doesn’t understand me.
*Baby, baby, I’m fallin’ in love, fallin’ in love again.
*Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
*Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
*You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
*I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
*Don’t let me be the one that got away!
*I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
*Hey, baby! What’s happening!
*Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what’s your number? (No) Then you call me!
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