Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a
>smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a
>condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues
>smoking.
>
>What in the hell is that askes the other old lady?
>
>A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet she replied
>
>Where did you get it?
>
>You can get them at any drugstore.
>
>The next day the old lady hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
>announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
>
>The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
> (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
>brand of condom she prefers.
>
>"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."